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I pretend coffee helps tee
I pretend coffee helps tee
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Size Guide ⌄
Measurements are approximate and may vary slightly depending on brand (Gildan, Comfort Colors, Bella Canvas). All tees are unisex unless otherwise noted.
| Measurement (in) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 18–19 | 20–21 | 22–23 | 24–25 | 26–27 | 28–29 |
| Body Length | 27–28 | 28–29 | 29–30 | 30–31 | 31–32 | 32–33 |
Fit Notes:
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Size up for oversized look
• Size down for a more fitted look
• For exact garment specs, see individual product descriptions
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Coffee can only do so much.
This relaxed-fit women’s tee says “I pretend coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch.” — because caffeine might make you functional, but it’s not performing miracles.
Soft, comfortable, and easy to throw on with jeans, leggings, or your favorite sweats, this tee is made for coffee runs, school drop-off, errands, or just letting everyone know what kind of day they’re dealing with.
Details:
- Relaxed women’s fit
- Soft, comfortable feel
- Short sleeves
- Easy everyday styling
- Perfect for coffee lovers with a sarcastic streak
Because sometimes coffee fixes the tired. The attitude is permanent.
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