House of 4217
FIVE STARS FOR THE LESSON. ZERO STARS FOR THE DATE.
FIVE STARS FOR THE LESSON. ZERO STARS FOR THE DATE.
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Size Guide ⌄
Measurements are approximate and may vary slightly depending on brand (Gildan, Comfort Colors, Bella Canvas). All tees are unisex unless otherwise noted.
| Measurement (in) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 18–19 | 20–21 | 22–23 | 24–25 | 26–27 | 28–29 |
| Body Length | 27–28 | 28–29 | 29–30 | 30–31 | 31–32 | 32–33 |
Fit Notes:
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Size up for oversized look
• Size down for a more fitted look
• For exact garment specs, see individual product descriptions
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Not every date deserves a second one.
This tee says exactly what the experience was worth — five stars for the lesson, zero stars for the date. Clean bold lettering, a relaxed comfortable fit, and just enough humor to make the review feel honest.
Easy to throw on, easy to style, and guaranteed to get a few laughs from anyone who’s ever had a date they’d rather forget.
Designed for the moments when your shirt can handle the review.
Details
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Soft, breathable cotton blend
• Durable high-quality print
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• True to size
Fit
This is a relaxed unisex tee.
Size down for a more fitted look or size up for an oversized style.
Style
Pairs effortlessly with denim, biker shorts, leggings, or layered under a flannel or jacket for an easy everyday look.
Care
• Turn inside out before washing
• Machine wash cold on gentle cycle
• Use mild detergent
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the design
Brand
Designed and printed by House of 4217.
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