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CANDY TAX COLLECTOR - MOM DIVISION
CANDY TAX COLLECTOR - MOM DIVISION
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Size Guide ⌄
Measurements are approximate and may vary slightly depending on brand (Gildan, Comfort Colors, Bella Canvas). All tees are unisex unless otherwise noted.
| Measurement (in) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 18–19 | 20–21 | 22–23 | 24–25 | 26–27 | 28–29 |
| Body Length | 27–28 | 28–29 | 29–30 | 30–31 | 31–32 | 32–33 |
Fit Notes:
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Size up for oversized look
• Size down for a more fitted look
• For exact garment specs, see individual product descriptions
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The Candy Tax Collector has arrived—and yes, there will be a mandatory inspection of every Reese’s cup.
This sarcastic Halloween tee is made for moms who spend the evening buying the costumes, taking the pictures, carrying everyone’s stuff and collecting their legally required percentage of the candy.
Printed on a soft black unisex tee with a relaxed, comfortable fit.
• Black Gildan Softstyle tee
• Unisex sizing
• Vintage cream and orange design
• Professionally pressed
• Made to order
• Size up for an oversized fit
HALLOWEEN BUNDLE: Choose any two shirts from the Halloween Drop for $40.
Because motherhood is unpaid—but the candy tax is nonnegotiable.
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